natural light is so important
things that are important to me: when you don’t have to turn on any lights inside bc the natural light outside floods through the window and touches every corner of the room
my anaconda don’t want none unless you love and respect clint barton as a useful, valuable member of the avengers
King Baby says No
it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.
If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.
Shh. I'm inventing a new pie in my head.
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
they didn’t deserve him
Vampire Weekend discography (2008—2013) [insp]
Fitzsimmons in 2x02 “Heavy Is The Head”
Jon told off Shakespeare last night on The Daily Show.
context: joe biden used “shylocks” as a slur
(via ourladyofbitterness)IT'S LIKE HE WAS TRYING TO PERSONALLY HURT ME USING SHAKESPEARE AND ANTISEMITISM I AM NOT OKAY