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Currently having an existential crisis over what my Real Housewives of _____ tag line would be.

Alison [19] of Bryn Mawr College [17] from NJ.

September 21, 2014 at 11:55am
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Dream aesthetic

11:51am
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living-daisies:

things that are important to me: when you don’t have to turn on any lights inside bc the natural light outside floods through the window and touches every corner of the room

natural light is so important

11:51am
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officialnatasharomanoff:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you love and respect clint barton as a useful, valuable member of the avengers

(Source: officialnatasharomanoff, via its-alexithymia)

1:07am
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this was when lydia was soldered into my heart

September 20, 2014 at 7:56pm
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beatonna:

King Baby says No

beatonna:

King Baby says No

(via dreamtofthestars)

7:29pm
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sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

(via squidwardtesticles)

7:19pm
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extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

(Source: tubofgoodthings, via dreamtofthestars)

7:15pm
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best use of sorority squat

7:15pm
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formido

4:38pm
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Shh. I'm inventing a new pie in my head.

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4:20pm
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thestarsgowaltzingout:

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

they didn’t deserve him

11:16am
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daviddluiz:

Vampire Weekend discography (2008—2013) [insp]

(via deadchinadoll)

10:44am
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Fitzsimmons in 2x02 “Heavy Is The Head”

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SO SOON

10:43am
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Reblogged from comedycentral

comedycentral:

Jon told off Shakespeare last night on The Daily Show.

context: joe biden used “shylocks” as a slur

(via ourladyofbitterness)

IT'S LIKE HE WAS TRYING TO PERSONALLY HURT ME USING SHAKESPEARE AND ANTISEMITISM I AM NOT OKAY

12:46am
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these-attic-walls:

I can’t believe its 2014 and people still don’t realise Daisy Buchanan is a victim of the patriarchy.

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